Microsoft Sam The Control Freak

Transcript
[Davemadson intro from early 2013 plays]

Beulah: (reading title card) Microsoft Sam the Control Freak!

Robosoft 3: Beulah has stolen Microsoft Sam's car and is taking her friends for a mad, wild drive around ROFL City.

[Beulah drives Microsoft Sam's car round super fast and crashes into lamp-post]

Abby: Fuck! We crashed! We will have to get out!

Beulah: Okay, climb out, everyone. Hank: Let's have a cigarette!

LH Michael: Cigarettes are very bad for you. They cause lung cancer and you could even get tar in your lungs.

Robosoft 3: LH Michael knows alot about cancer. He is a clever clogs.

Radar Overseer Scotty: Okay. We will have to no smoking. (Scotty can't talk properly)

Jimmy: Maybe we should go swim-

[Microsoft Sam pops up out the back of his car]

Microsoft Sam: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone: EEK!!!!!!!!!!

Beulah: IT'S THAT CONTROL FREAK FROM LOONEY TUNES INTRO BLOOPERS!

[Everyone tries to escape]

Microsoft Sam: *is still screaming*

[Microsoft Sam stabs Beulah in the back with his knife]

Beulah: AAAAGH!!!!! [Beulah falls over and nearly dies]

Abby: Oh noes! Beulah!

Scotty: Wasbewwy Jam!

LH Michael: That isn't rasberry jam, Scotty. That is blood.

Robosoft 3: LH Michael is a bit of a clever clogs.

Scotty: Bwood? *cries* WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LH Michael: (ignoring Scotty's crying) Blood is a liquid that

LH Michelle: SHUT UP!!!!! WE MUST RUN!!!!!!

[Everyone runs]

Everyone: HHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Microsoft Samruns up to the screen]

Microsoft Sam: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Funny Signs end credits play]

[Ear Booker Productions logo pops up]

Trivia

 * It was only aired once.
 * It ended up the workers of Funny Signs, including Davemadson in jail.
 * It is illegal to air it or sell a Palace Video VHS of it.
 * The episode is now considered lost and can't be found online
 * The episode's loss is very similar to the Peppa Pig episode Jeff the Killer.